Sex with Robot Animals

Years ago I read a very sexy story (I liked it) about a dolphin having sex with a female human. The dolphin pushed her into it. But it wasn’t aggressive, just persistant and then her own curiousity took her the rest of the way. (She didn’t leave or stop coming back). I don’t remember details but it was something about dolphins who had been kept for research.robotdolphin

I know we are all supposed to think human/ animal sex is bad. But, it was such a short time ago that other types of sex and sexuality were bad and I start to wonder… how far will it go? How long will it be before the media convinces people that sex with animals (and children) is acceptable. I’m not even typing a question mark there because I think it is likely.

Quite likely it will start with robot animals and children. After all, they aren’t real. So to use an inanimate object for your pleasure should be just fine, right? Not really different from using any common sex toy you could buy online.

Bypassing all the rules and regulations and ethics and all that political correctness we pretend to hold so highly…

Would sex with a robot animal turn you on? Would you watch or read about robot animals having sex or even forcing/ being forced into sexual situations?

No need to leave a comment. Just keep it to yourself. Be honest when no one’s looking.

To be clear for those who find this shocking – I’m not in favour of sex with real animals or children. No matter what the pedophiles say, it is not consensual when it involves a minor or other creature who can not clearly and completely communicate.

But, where does that leave robots… Something for your consideration.

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Dogs, Ponies… Why not Chicken Play?

Why are dogs and horses popular as play animals and not birds? Chickens in particular.

I’d have a lot of fun with a little man dressed in a chicken mask. I’m less fond of pigeons but that would work too.

Once you got him into the chicken mask, consider white wings too. Likely you could find some white angel wings at a costume shop. But, adding floppy chicken feet would be a great extra – if you can find them. Still, start with the mask.

Keep in mind, the mask is likely to get hot. So give your chicken boy plenty of water to peck at.

Source: Chicken Head Mask Part Halloween Costume Theater Prop Novelty Latex Rubber Animal Head Mask Cockscomb from Lmon1986,$16.12 | DHgate.com

The Astrology of Kink

The Astrology of Kink: The Sagittarius Adventure

Sagittarius is represented by the Centaur, half-human, half-horse. Ever visit a stud farm during breeding season? Equines who are otherwise decent-enough working animals are insane with the urge to breed; the only thing standing between the animals’ urges and utter rutting chaos is the intervention of human handlers.

It’s lucky for the rest of us, then, that Sagittarius has its human handler built in — if they’ll stoop to obeying him or her, that is. The sex drive is strong, impulsive, and somewhat conquest-oriented, and some Centaurs end up with more notches on their bedposts than Virgo has little pills.

Sagittarius has the ability to easily separate sex from emotion. Security and intimacy are important to Sagittarius, but are not necessarily linked to their fiery physical drives. Spontaneous sexual adventures and one-night stands are usually guilt-free; Sagittarians hate restrictions of all kinds, and the occasional bout of unrestrained sexual freedom can be deeply satisfying in a way that other signs might not readily understand.

Sagittarians also make fantastic sex workers, especially if the job calls for live action on demand. They’re not necessarily the show-offs of the sex industry, but practicality and physical vigor more than make up for any lack of showmanship.

This is a mutable sign, and its ruler Jupiter lends a cavalier streak — Sagittarius will try anything once. They’re not fond of labels (labels equal limits) but will sometimes compromise outwardly in order to maintain security at home. Hence, you find a large number of naturally pansexual Sagittarians maintaining the appearance of a monosexual relationship, while dallying elsewhere with members of both sexes. They’re also attracted to the idea of open relationships, but, like their opposing sign Gemini, sometimes find even open agreements tough to keep; restrictions are restrictions, after all, no matter how generous!

Oddly enough, Sagittarius tends to pick up specific fetishes more readily than any other sign except for Virgo. Stocking fetishes, latex fetishes, more esoteric fetishes like pony play or other role-specific “musts” … you name it, a Sagittarius will adopt it, at least for a little while. The difference between Virgo and Sagittarius is persistence; a Centaur’s fetishistic interests tend to fade abruptly. This sign explores things thoroughly, yes, but then moves on to the next unexplored sexual arena with little warning and even less regret.

Both Mars and Venus in Sagittarius are equally prone to this adventurous outlook on sex. The Sagittarian Sun shares it, too, but most Centaur Suns tend to settle down eventually, and turn their expansive urges toward less physical conquests. No Sagittarian can tolerate excessive restrictions, though, no matter how settled they seem. Confinement is always uncomfortable, and when the horizon of possibilities begins shrinking around them, it’s only a matter of time before they react, with all the desperation of a claustrophobic mustang in a broom closet.

If you’re the kind of person who values spontaneity, adventure and fiery independence over certain security, you’ll love Sagittarius. Give them plenty of room to explore all the fascinating experiences life has to offer, and you’ll have a lover who is affectionate, playful and vital. Try to fence them in, and all you’ll have is an empty paddock. Think you can handle this free spirit? If you can, it’ll be the ride of a lifetime.

Source: The Astrology of Kink: The Sagittarius Adventure — Sasstrology.com