Sex in ASCII Art



                    
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    [Based on pictures found at Sexual Positions Free dot Com]

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In today's modern, enlightened society, men
and women no longer look upon one another as
mere "sex symbols".  A healthy attitude of
equality has became universal.
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    "Eeekkk!!! That must be my husband!"
                 /
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           || ) ) )||-|-/|(|  balcony, Don. I know,
           || ) ) )||| | ||(|  I know - it's cold, but
           ||_)_)_)||| | ||(|  I'll only be a minute."
___________||______||/_|_|/|__________________
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  "Oh, yes we did  __|||______||
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   of champagne.  ) )|||( ( ( ||
  Thankyou, very  ) )|||( ( ( ||
      much."      ) )|||( ( ( ||
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           || ) ) (//_____(| "Oh, my! Get back in
           || ) ) )||-|-/|(|  here, Don. It was only
           || ) ) )||| | ||(|   that champagne we
           ||_)_)_)||| | ||(|     called for."
___________||______||/_|_|/|__________________
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           "Don.... Do you think there's much
            chance it will stay up like that,
     ___          AFTER it thaws out?"
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       _____
      /  ___           ))((((
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       (___ooO        <<__/

"Charlie, when I said that a large
penis would really be exciting, I
meant it.  I had intended to survive
the experience, however."

From Krogg :

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          "Sing it for me, baby!"
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          "My doctor was right! Group therapy
            really IS doing wonders for me!"
                        
                         
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