Puppetry of the Penis and Other (Im)Pertinent Questions
|March 5, 2011||Posted by thatgrrl under Adult BackWash, Unusual Wickedness|
Originally posted to Adult BackWash: Thursday October 16, 2003
Puppety of the Penis is playing in Toronto, it has been for awhile. I’m not going to see the show but I admit I’m curious. First of all, isn’t twisting that thing supposed to hurt? Or, have they been lying to us all these generations? Somehow, I don’t think any of them (them being men: mobile sperm banks, penis carriers, etc) would let me test out my theories.
What have you (being other women) always wondered about the penis and it’s accessories? As a young woman I always wondered if it got in the way when they sat down. Do they ever sit on it and have to jump up again, suddenly. Also, I wondered about the zipper issue but I found out later that I was right. Kind of careless of them isn’t it? After all, they make such a to-do about having it hanging around you would think they’d remember to move it out of the way at strategic moments.
Now, when I’m older, somewhat experienced (well, at least I’ve seen the gear outside of magazines) I wonder about other things. For instance, would they be annoyed if I laughed? I once read a romance novel where the hero was walking around naked, actually he was pacing. The heroine was laughing (trying not to) as his cock swung back and forth while he paced. I’d laugh too. At least I’d think it was pretty silly looking.
Another thing I’ve come to learn is how much smaller they are than they have been reported to be. In romance novels every hero is well endowed. A girl grows up expecting… well… something along those lines. It’s kind of a surprise to find out most are not more than 6 inches on a good day. Then, it’s really disappointing to have it slip out during intercourse. As an avid romance reader (in my high school days) I was so sure nothing like that could ever happen once I was speared with his mighty lance.
I did like penetration, however it just didn’t last very long. Vibrators just don’t cut it either. They aren’t warm and friendly. I’ve given up on them completely. I only use the current one when I’m desperate, like a cat in heat. It happens. Not every night, but about once a month at the right stage of the cycle, these things happen.
Anyway, why does the tip of a penis look like a flying saucer? I think this is proof that men really are from another planet.
Why does hair grow on the balls? It’s not like it’s really enough to keep them warm. They just look kind of scraggly, like a winter coat that’s seen too many toboggan rides.
If you left a cock ring on too tight would his cock get all tingly like your finger does if you have a bandaid on too tight?
If you asked him to let you play Puppetry of the Penis with him would he say yes?
Let me know if you figure any of this out, especially if you get to experiment about that whole puppetry thing.